JCVD

HOLY FUCK BALLS!!!!

NOT SINCE THE LEGIONNAIRE OR TIMECOP HAS JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME KICKED THIS MUCH ASS. . . .


"Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! In JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States. "

The man has taken a page from Ben Stiller's Tropic Thunder and is completely mocking himself. This is going to be fucking awesome.

Sincerely,
Lawtonious "Van Damme is the Van Halen of Kickboxing" Funk