Dateline

So,

 

In searching for some patriotic TV for the 4^th, all I found was a marathon of Dateline NBC’s “To Catch a Predator.”

 

After watching 2+ hours of this the following things are going through my head:

 

1. I never want to be on dateline.
2. People are freaking sick.
3. I wish I could send a pizza guy to the Dateline NBC house  . . .

Chris Hansen:  Have a seat.  (He always walks in from out of no where and tells these guys to sit  and they do – you’d think one would just run like hell.)

Pizza Guy:              Hey, Chris Hansen, you ordered a pepperoni pizza?

Chris Hansen:          No Mr. “YOUNGGIRLLOVER486” I’m here to talk about you wanting to have sex with a 13 year old boy.

Pizza Guy:              I’m just here to deliver a pizza?!

Chris Hansen:          Now, this one I’ve never heard before.

 

Stop the press, I’m watching right now and the next guy is a pizza delivery guy (for a living) he’s not delivery anything but perversion.

 

Anyway, this show is freaking crazy.

 

Sincerely,

Lawtonious Funk