UnF#cking Believable . . . Pay to Poop.

That’s right, NYC want you to pay to poop.  What a shitty idea.  Hey, you’re in NY did you bring a quarter . . . no . . . Well, you’ll just have to crap your pants, then. 

 

http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/pay.toilet.madison.2.627363.html

 

I know, I know there are still free restrooms in NYC, but a year ago it was free to park on Folly Beach.  Other beaches that provided restrooms and showers had pay parking, but not Folly.  Well, now you have to pay to park at Folly with out a bathroom.  Pretty soon, the price of a quarter for a 15 minute drop session will go up like the price of gasoline.  I can see it now . . .

 

“China increases taxes on production of pay to poop machines . . . price now runs about $3.50 to drop the Cosby’s off at the pool . . .”

“Tax refunds are being rewarded to those with IBS  . . . if you poop more than 4 times a day, keep your receipts . . .”

 

Oh and don’t forget, if you’re having one of those 25 minute misery sessions in a bathroom and only put in one quarter, well, the door will open on you after fifteen minutes.  I’m sure a State Trooper will be stationed outside each bathroom door to ‘Serve’ you an indecent exposure ticket and quickly file you as a sex offender.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Lawtonious “I go to the bathroom just like you guys . . . but after I’m done, I make hit records” Funk