Facebook

So,

 

I’ve had some free time at work for the past couple days (for the first time in two years, YAY!). 

 

Being that I am no longer under the vicious rule of my last employer’s internet Nazis, I can actually surf the web some.  Well, I discovered that most of my friends are on facebook and everyone has a lot of friends and people are always posting on each others walls and getting together for beers and singing the songs they want to sing and writing poetry and appearing on MTV’s Cribs and getting married and adding pictures of the time everyone went to Disney World after they won the Superbowl and I wasn’t invited because I don’t keep in touch and I am totally alone in the middle of bumfuck NC and I think I’ll go kill myself.

 

I hate you facebook. 

 

Sincerely,

Lawtonious “Nobody wants to Funk alone” Funk