Retirement

Well,

 

I’m announcing my retirement from the workforce today!

 

I’m going to take some time off and play my guitar.  I’ll record the two CDs I have lined up, play golf, beat the new Zelda game, and perhaps I’ll smile again (or at least quit throwing punches and cursing in my sleep.)

 

It’s been a long, tough, five years.  I’ve been degraded, humiliated, hung out to dry, walked on, spit on, and patronized, but that’s all behind me now!!! 

 

 

Man, I wish this were real. 

 

Somebody Kill Me, (Or my boss)

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