Part Two

So, my favorite politically motivated scene was when the FBI found out that 10 or so towelheads were in flight schools.  They were about to do something when a black guy walked in and said,”I don’t know boss, I think if we do something it’ll be racial profiling.”

 

My thoughts went something like this, “You stupid b@st@rd.  Just because you have your panties in a wad over something that happened over 200 years ago to someone else, 3000 people get to die.  You f@cking N . . .Ahhhh, they could have just used a white guy in that scene.  I was ready to buy a new ghost outfit.  Damnit.”

 

The funniest scene in the movie, “We have a new secret operation.  We’ll call it ‘The Planes Operation.’”  The Planes operations?!?!  Couldn’t think of a better name, huh?  Well, we’re secretly going to call our retribution, ‘Mopping with towelheads.’ 

 

All in all, I liked the docudrama.  I hate politicians even more now.  Don’t get me wrong, though.  I equally hate both parties.  Good job, media.  I would like to see a real documentary now, though.  History channel is supposed to have a good one.

 

Sincerely,

Lawtonious Funk