So,
My dad, Dr. Funk, and I played a lot of chess while on our trip. I actually beat him. I was so excited about my new hobby I signed up for a free playchess.com account. So, I recommend you all join up. Look for Lawton3 and you’ll get yourself what hundreds of others have gotten-a win. That’s right, I’ve been beaten every single time. One time, I almost won, but the other guy shut off the game before I could mate him. Jerk.
After losing so much, I decided to do something I could do well. So, I’m playing my electric again. I’ve gone through an Aerosmith music book. So, I’m ready for some SRV. I’ve been listening to his greatest hits all day and I’m pretty sure I’ll never be able to do that, but I’m gonna try like the little funker I am.
Regretfully yours,
Lawtonious Funk
Music Headquarters
2 comments:
I don't care if you ARE playing chess. Please don't ever.....EVER mention mating a guy again.
The End
You would go there. Fag.
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