FW: ALIVE

Alive-(Pearl Jam):  In layman’s terms:

 

Mom:

 

Hey, by the way, Jack isn’t really your dad, and back when you were a thirteen year old playing Nintendo, your real old man was dying in a hospital.  Sorry you never met him, but I’m glad we talked about this. 

I feel better.

 

Is there something wrong?

At least you’re still alive.

 

 

Now, those are some screwed up lyrics.  Man, you can’t just make that up. 

 

Sincerely,

Lawtonious Funk