Diamonds!!!

"I'm going to lob you into the ocean . . . but I loved him."

Take a good look at this picture. It won't be long before some watery old tart throws this thing into the Atlantic Ocean.

At 478 carats, thing of all the starving blood diamond slaves that could benefit from the sale of this baby. I am sure the Krupp (De Beers, whatever) family will do all they can to help others with their new diamond.