3AM?

When that phone rings at 3AM, who do you want on the other end?

"Barrak, Barrak, it's Rev. Wright! Turn the phone around I want to talk about how much we hate honkeys and jews!"

"One wrong move sniper girl, and I'll kill us all!"

"Do not yield. Do not flinch. Stand up. Stand up with our President and fight. We're Americans. We're Americans, and we'll never surrender. They will."

John McCain for President!

He knows how to answer the phone and everything!