THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD!!!!!!

That’s right bitches,

RAMBO

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With all of these recent old sequels like “Live Free or Die Hard,” “Rocky Balboa,” “Indiana Jones 4: The search for more money,” and now “Rambo,” doesn’t just beg the question . . . what about another Missing in Action movie?

Well, here it is . . .

Missing In Action 3

No Braddock Left Behind.

Colonel Braddock, (Played by Chuck Norris) who escaped from a POW camp after 10 years, is approached by one of the millions of women who had the pleasure of Braddock. This beautiful woman (Played by Charlize Theron) tells him his son, John (played by a beefed up Sean William Scott), was fighting for freedom in Iraq and has gone . . . MISSING IN ACTION!

Braddock cannot find anyone to help him get his son. His government contacts have been castrated by the liberal propaganda machine. The situation is helpless, but Braddock does not faulter so easily. So, he stows away on an aircraft carrier and sneaks into Bagdad with nothing but a knife, some flint, and a bottle of water.

(WARNING SPOILER AHEAD)

While single-handedly taking out an entire battalion of Iraqi terrorists, Braddock finds his son, who is being held not by terrorists but by mercenaries working for terrorists. Mercenaries from . . . Vietnam. While escaping from the terrorist/mercenaries in a secret base deep under the sand, Braddock and his son discover . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

Braddock and John know what they have to do. They can’t let these chemical weapons stay in the hands of the terrorists, but the weapons cannot be moved by just two men. The Braddock’s will have to kill every terrorist in Iraq. They alone can liberate the Iraqi people or be lost forever . . . MISSING IN ACTION!

Sincerely,

Lawtonious “That’s Mr. Norris to you” Funk