Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Morning Work-Out

Well,

Maybe we're all preparing for our Thanksgiving feast followed by a month long desert called Christmas sweets, but I know Wha, myself, and my wife have all started working out. I've taken it up a notch, and now wake up at 5:15 in the morning and hit the gym before work. The gym is halfway between work and home. So, I use the community shower.

Sharing a shower with a bunch of 60+ year old men isn't that bad though because most of them aren't awake when I'm at the gym. So, I don't get the usual herd of wrinkly naked guys walking around. I'd still prefer to go without the rampant butt sex.
It pinches.

Regretfully yours,
Lawtonious "BEEFCAKE" Funk

1 comment:

The Double D said...

This is one disturbing post. Going to the gym after work helps me relieve stress though it gets my energy level up and I don't go to bed until even later than normal. Under this plan though I get to shower at the house at my own leisure without the fear.