Okay, now that I have your attention:
Have you heard the new hit song “Ms. New Booty” by the widely popular Bubba Sparxx. (Yes, I’ve been listening to the Middle School Station-sue me.) Well, the song is about a girl that’s overdeveloped her romp. Bubba suggests she go to the Players Club for a month or two and to take care of her posterior prior to hitting on him.
I think I’m going to sing that song when the anorexic girl that invariable ends up on the cross trainer next to me shows up. I’m going to sing that song and watch her breakdown. It’ll help me get through my own workout like when you imagine everyone’s naked during a speech.
I’m like a shark with a frickn’ lazer-beam on my head,
Lawtonious ‘Evil’ Funk
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4 comments:
Having sex is a workout.
With the right person.
Otherwise, it's just curls.
Missed you this weekend Funk. Hope your dad is doing well. In honor of your new theme, Leon Phelps spent a good amount of time at the wedding philosophising (or something spelled similar)on love.
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