I watched a lot of comedy central in college. One particular comedian said there were two types of guys-the ‘next thing you know guy,’ and the ‘needless to say guy.’ For example, consider the following elevator scenario:
I was riding on this elevator and two hot blondes got on . . . next thing you know, we were naked.
I was riding on this elevator and two hot blondes got on . . . needless to say, nothing happened.
Which type are you?
Needless to say,
Lawtonious Funk
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On another note, it's always funny to watch a 'needless to say' guy who things he's a 'next thing you know guy.' Remember Nick Fuller. yeah, I bet you do.
Yeah, he was a Next thing you know guy. I'm a needless to say guy and don't plan on changing. Women, fuck 'em. Seriously.
I've had fleeting moments as a "needless to say" guy, but those were few and far between, likely to never re-appear.
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