PANTHERS WON

Yeah, I know.  It’s a cop out to talk about my pro-team in light of recent college news.  So, here’s my response to the embarrassing Clemson game:

 

To Charlie Whitehurst:    Don’t worry Charlie, I hear the Fridge has a great job for you moving furniture.

To Tommy Bowden:       I hope Charlie delivers your new luxury sofa to your fucking kitchen-a mere 5 yards short of where you want it.  We can’t afford to buy out your contract, yet.  Lose to the Gamecocks and see how many millionaires in SC are willing to chip in to get you out.  Presidents and managers don’t like losing bets to their copy boys.

 

Sincerely,

Lawtonious Funk