Stewie (his voice getting progressively higher): Oh I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been workin' on? You know the the one, uh, you've been workin’ on for three years? You know the novel. Got somethin' new to write about now. You know? Maybe a, maybe a main character gets into a relationship and suffers a little heartbreak? Somethin' like what... what you've just been through? Draw from real life experience? Little, little heartbreak? You know? Work it into the story? Make the characters a little more three dimensional? Little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? A little epilogue? Everybody learns that the hero's journey isn't always a happy one?
(Voice returns to normal.) Oh, I look forward to reading it.
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5 comments:
What the HELL was that
Why you tottering, fen-sucked, dewberry! I'm going to go find something to strike you with! Excuse me.
That, my friend, wat "The Family Guy."
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
I know what it was, I was just wnodering if it had a purpose
It's funny you poor bastard. It's purpose is to be funny.
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