When I read the news online, I like to read different articles about the story in order to get an unbiased understanding of the entire story. I try to do this with every story out there. Lately, though, it seems that I have read every article. Most stories link back to the original or are just copies of the same article. I'm afriad I've read every bit of internet news. This truly disturbs me because I'm not that picky. I'll read anything from a hollowing tale of a wife's infidelity to a victory story of a Catholic school girl's quest for good grades. Granted, I don't really like stories about boys scouts, alter boys, or how to spot another guy doing squats. But really, have I read every article? Is there no other news? No matter where I look I find the same old tales. Maybe I could find better articles in the paper, but I really don't want a pile of news in my apartment. I only hope I can find a new network.
Sincerely,
Lawtonious Funk
Oh and for you slow guys out there, by 'news' I mean p0rn.
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I part of him enjoyed that.
you can always get good news at theonion.com
So do you, or do you not get all your "news" from "Naked News"?
I said by news I mean porn. Damnit take a hint.
You know I don't take hints.
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