Friday, December 10, 2004

I'm on my knees, pretty, pretty please, kill me.

The jerk off that sits in the cube next to me is loud. Now this wouldn't be that much of a problem, but this jackass talks all of the time. It's okay, though. I completely understand what he is doing. He simply says whatever pops into his head. He says it without thinking and doesn't really pay attention to his own voice. This way he never hears just how stupid he is. If he ever actually took the time to listen to some of the meaningless crap that came out of him, he'd put two bullets in his head. One to destroy his ears so that he couldn't hear himself, and another to end his miserable life. He's been talking the entire time I've been writing this.

4 comments:

Nobrainer said...

Maybe you can get Lumberg to move his desk to the basement... and take away his stapler.

Agent Orange said...

Our maintenance coordinator talks to himself and it is known plant wide. It's quite humorous when he begins to argue with no one. Get a tape recorder and record some of his conversations, it sounds like fun,.

Agent Orange said...

And now I finally remember where that lead in came from! I'm on my knees pretty pretty please killl me I want to die put a bullet through my heaaaad. Wedding singer

The Double D said...

Aren't you a lead maintenanace person Brad?