I thought up a wonderful practical joke. I'm going to get a cheap mirror-probably a flimsy plastic one that I can adhere to the back of the bathroom stall at work. That way, when gentlemen are quietly enjoying their morning constitutional, they'll get a good look at themselves. Nothing could be more disturbing than watching yourself poop. Under the mirror I'll write, "Here's looking at You!"
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I think I would rather watch myself poop than watch someone else poop... the latter would definitely be more disturbing.
But to take your idea one step further, it would be humorous if there was a camera that took pictures... like a roller coaster ride. That when when you leave the stall you can look at a few highlights of the stupid faces you made.
The hell with it, just get a photo booth from the mall, strap a toilet in it and there ys go, the best of both worlds. And you get stickers of the pictures you made to trade with your friends! Brings a whole new meaning to your O face.
Yes, all great ideas. But the mirror is possible. Whereas, video taping my coworkers may be contrued as an invasion of privacy.
Oh, and maybe you could put like a, um, a magazine rack in there. And, um, maybe some uh magazines or something. And a cupholder would be nice. You know in case I'm drinking a beer or something when I go to the can. And, yeah, a TV in shitter would be good too. I hate having to miss TV to drop a wicked deuce. Actually having a computer in there could be good too. A lot of good material on those computers.... But I guess you could get a computer with a tv tuner card, or something, so that you could watch tv on the computer...
Yeah, that would be a sweet practical joke.
Watching youself shit is fun. I do it daily at home as I have a toilet in my bathroom that faces the full wall mirror. It would be even cooler if a girl reversed cowgirled me as happened to a friend over New Years (see my blog). It is an easy time to practice the come hither faces before hitting the town and beats staring at the microwave reflection while you are waiting on your Easy Mac to finish.
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