Wednesday, October 13, 2004

All at Sea

Due to the lack of a televised Clemson game, I'm going to try to take my boat out this weekend. The last time I tried to run it, the engine wouldn't stay on. I will put in out near Folly beach which means I could easily drift out to sea and end up sleeping with the fishes. If this happens, please burn all my stuff and kill my dog. I don't want her living in a world without me, and I if I can't take my stuff with me, screw you guys.

On a side note-for those of you that like a some good Jazz, get Jamie Cullum's Twenty Something. It has quite a few incredible songs. Including a cover of "Wind Cries Mary, " and his hit song "All at Sea."

Over and out.

"Captain" Will Lawton, S. S. Mayday

3 comments:

Agent Orange said...

Oh you suck again for not coming to homecoming!! Maybe we can get together next weekend when I will be in Chucktown.

Nobrainer said...

I refuse to kill your dog if I don't get to keep any of your stuff... and even then I don't think I could kill a dog that hasn't pooped on my carpet yet.

The Double D said...

Because you missed homecoming to play with your dingy you missed the following: Kerry and I in TTT at 7 and not leaving until Larson drugus to Overtime. While on the porch at Overtime, I told some girl I would throw it in her ass, because I was crappy and she was already piitching a fit, and I also thought it was way funny at the time. A certain Italian named Alan stopped by tailgate where no one got sick or too drunk. We won against Utah State scoring one touchdown in the first half. Wha drunk happened at the post game tailgate and I took another nap in the Jeep. The rest was nothing but getting back to the apt Saturday and back to Charlotte on Sunday. Relatively easy after many hours of sleep. Feel free to fill in the blanks if I left out any funny details.