At this point we've all seen the commercials about the The Pickens Plan. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "I like the idea of becoming energy independent." I also like using renewable energy. What we need to do is let everyone know about this plan. How? You say . . .
We make copies.But what is the Pickens Plan? Well, we use wind and solar power in the United states thereby freeing up the natural gas which we use to run our cars. That's it. That's the plan. Here's a picture:
US Solar Wind GasSo, what's in it for T. Boone? Well, he owns a rather large wind company. So, if he gets government subsidization, he'll be able to become very rich. The thing is, he was an oil tycoon. So, he is rich.
I don't know what his evil plan may be, but right now, I like it.
However, I know one group already that has to fee a little ripped off:
Fire Earth Heart Water Wind
Solar USA Hydro Wind
Fire Earth Heart Water WindSolar USA Hydro Wind
We need all five to make Captain Planet! Sure, we have Fire, Earth, Water, and Wind, but what about heart? Where is Ma-Ti!
Let's make this old guy rich.
Sincerely,
Lawtonious "But I never liked the little faggy Indian scrub" Funk
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2 comments:
We need Leeloo from The 5th Element.
SHE HAS THE HEART!!!
But what about the prarie dogs and the starving children in Africa? Please Funk, think of them!
If we build wind farms all over the midwest (where the wind isn't really THAT reliable) we are taking up space in the breadbasket of the world. We will be destroying the home of the real inspiration of "Whack a Mole." And then there are those darn kids. What are all the bleeding hearts going to say about that? We are already jacking up food prices with the extra use of corn for Ethanol combined with all the increases due to petroleum prices.
We would be taking away part of the heart of our own country for the other pieces of the little equation. Then the sum is no longer that great.
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